Leaving Traces
Your Boss is off, and he asks you to conduct a meeting with Software Consultants, using his office as the location.
Good idea - you can make use of the gigantic whiteboard, the overhead projector, the electrically operated blackout blinds and all the other super-dooper trinkets of higher officialdom that come with promotion.
So.
While you are waiting for your guests, what does one do?
Play of course.
Up, down, in, out, on, off.
"I didn't get where I am today by playing with executive gadgets Perrin"
The best gadget of all, though, is the filter coffee maker, nicely filling the office with the aroma of fresh grounds.
And when I knock it over, drowning my Boss's desk, his leather blotter, his remote controls for the blinds and projector, his laptop bag and his brand new carpet, I reckon that aroma of fresh grounds is going to last a whole lot longer than I want it to.
He's not back until Monday, so I live in hope.
Sergei
Good idea - you can make use of the gigantic whiteboard, the overhead projector, the electrically operated blackout blinds and all the other super-dooper trinkets of higher officialdom that come with promotion.
So.
While you are waiting for your guests, what does one do?
Play of course.
Up, down, in, out, on, off.
"I didn't get where I am today by playing with executive gadgets Perrin"
The best gadget of all, though, is the filter coffee maker, nicely filling the office with the aroma of fresh grounds.
And when I knock it over, drowning my Boss's desk, his leather blotter, his remote controls for the blinds and projector, his laptop bag and his brand new carpet, I reckon that aroma of fresh grounds is going to last a whole lot longer than I want it to.
He's not back until Monday, so I live in hope.
Sergei
posted by therussian | 2/11/2005 10:30:00 PM
1 Comments:
How did you manage to knock it over? Were you playing with his golf putter again?
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