Another Cucumber Sandwich, Mr. Bond?

One of the outgoing Home Secretary's achievements being trumpeted by Labour yesterday was the doubling in size of the Secret Service to cope with the heightened security threat. I was just wondering though, where did they advertise these positions then?

My invitation must have got lost in the post, I guess.

I've got exactly the credentials they might be looking for...competant, discreet, loyal, an ardent fan of Royalty.

Perhaps it was the name.

Ivanovitch.