You didn't really say that did you?
Mrs. Sergei's birthday yesterday.
Grandma Sergei, on my side, sent a rather lovely pair of slippers.
The right slipper features half a pretty transfer of a cuddly kitten. The left slipper features the other (back) half. So, placed together like so, make a cute whole.
Mrs. Sergei mischieviously said that she found it funny that the only way yours-truly is going to get to see her pussy is by her keeping her legs shut.
Stunned silence.
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What do you get if you cross an Essex Girl with a Norfolk Bumpkin?
Boiled beef and carrots - what else?
Oh yes - mayhem.
Grandma Sergei, on my side, sent a rather lovely pair of slippers.
The right slipper features half a pretty transfer of a cuddly kitten. The left slipper features the other (back) half. So, placed together like so, make a cute whole.
Mrs. Sergei mischieviously said that she found it funny that the only way yours-truly is going to get to see her pussy is by her keeping her legs shut.
Stunned silence.
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What do you get if you cross an Essex Girl with a Norfolk Bumpkin?
Boiled beef and carrots - what else?
Oh yes - mayhem.
posted by therussian | 11/01/2005 02:12:00 PM
2 Comments:
So if she loses one slipper, and sends the kids looking for the none-front-end one, how are you going to describe the picture?
There are so many word-plays available in there that I don't think it'd be possible to list them all.
A cute/acute
whole/hole
...and so on...
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