Damn Fire's Gone Out Again...

David "Davey Dave" Cameron is the new leader then. Anthony "Tony Tone" Blair is the elder stateman. Charles "Where's the Bar" Kennedy now looks old and frumpy. Know what? I reckon that Boris Johnson is the man for the job. I'm not sure exactly what job that may be, b-b-b-but I'm certain he'll be good at it.

All in all then, Authority's gone to the dogs, but realised that Walthamstow isn't what it used to be. That's where all your tax has gone then...kenneling fees.

Annual appraisal time is just around the corner - just past the Circus Tent and near the Clown's caravan. You'll find our Director there, in the Stocks, with the other Directors throwing wet sponges at him. I've got some housebricks ready, just waiting under my desk. Take That. There's still no F in Money. Mutiny hangs heavily in the air, but we are just waiting for him to sign off our Christmas Meal expense sheet first.

Merry Christmas - my A**e.

And it's not often I wish my a**e merry Christmas either.

Or kiss it under the mistletoe.