Desktop Drama

I had a visit from the PC Desktop team this morning. My PC has been playing up recently, so I placed a call with the Helpdesk, asking for someone from the Dark Side of IT to come and help me.

Dave (not his real name, but that's what everyone calls him) arrived at the break of dawn today, and pronounced my PC to be short of RAM.

When I asked him what this meant, he replied that he can't be bothered to explain to all the users what all the technical terms mean, so I just had to use my imagination...
 

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