It's Love. Actually.

It might just interest everyone to know that I rediscovered love today. Not in the 'Friends Reunited' manner, but in the true, old-fashioned Bolt From The Blue way.

It wasn't an old flame, or even a gorgeous curvy blonde.

It was simply a realisation of what I was put on the planet for.

I was at home this evening, doing a simple, menial household chore, when I was consumed by an almighty flood of wellbeing, of boredom with complication, and of a mixture of winning a marathon, getting a gold at the olympics, and a massive uplift of spirit.

I discovered that, never mind the buzzcocks, I possess a true, astounding, and fantastic love for someone.

Can't wait to tell her.

After I've finished the vacuuming.