Too Fake

There is something in this world that has the potential to cause more pain, more heartache, more misery than any war, political ideology or even divorce.

It's far worse than a broken finger, a hot coffee spilt in your lap, or an intimate search by a Customs Officer.

Anyone can get it, even though it can't be caught from anyone else. You are the carrier. Period.

You can't even share it with anyone else, despite many people around you suffering when you have it.

And do you know the worst thing?

The only way you can get rid of it is to make an appointment with the person you hate the most in the entire world. More even than Saddam.

And I can't get an appointment until a week Wednesday.

OhmigodIcantstandthisanymorepassthewhiskeybottle.

** Calendar Reminder for Sergei Ivanovitch - Dental Appt 14:30 01/12/2004 **

Beep Beep.